Touring with a new band for the first time is always a little weird.  You're not sure what jokes they'll take seriously or get.  

Right now, I'm laying on the flour of a closet in a Best Western.  It's pretty cool.  I'm into it.  We're all zonked out from the 10 hour overnight drive.   Our room wasn't ready when we first arrived so we chilled in the hot tub for a couple hours.  We got harassed by one of the older male employees who thought we were just freeloading.    He left us alone once he confirmed that we had paid for a room that day.  We ate burgers and beer before napping in the room.  It felt so good to have a beer after that drive.   

Everyone is asleep.  Someone is snorting in their sleep.  Don't know who.